Literally everytime we meet someone brown, like a cashier at a grocery store or something, my dad goes into a big friendship talk about where he use to live in India and asks the person where they live so he can compare notes. The "My Pind Your Pind" Talk. ISD

Today, my cousins and I went to my khala's house. We couldn't all fit in the car so we squashed everyone in, had kids on our laps and made them duck their heads down if they saw a police car. ISD

Today, I was telling my mother while she was watching her Indian drama how stupid and pointless it is. After she left to make dinner, I found myself still watching it to see what happens next. ISD

My mom has an extensive range of glassware cutlery and plates, but it just sits in the hutch for decoration and we use the same crappy dishes that we've been using for years! ISD

Today, my cousin was going through my contacts in my cell phone and when she came across the T's, she saw the name "Terry" and asked who she was. My dad heard us while walking by and he says "teri ma". ISD

My mom can't live a day without drinking her daily tea (chai). ISD

Today, my dad and I went to get some stuff from the local hardware store. My dad took off the original price sticker from the item and replaced it with one from a slightly cheaper item. ISD.

Every time I would do bad on a test, or have a mark below 85%, my parents would get pissed and say that I would end up working at a grocery store asking everyone "did you find everything were looking for?" ISD

I have plastic covering on all of my remote controls... yet I have absolutely NO idea why... ISD

Today, I spent the whole day surfing the net for ways to make my skin fairer. ISD