Today I almost went to file a court case against one of my teachers in nursing school because she is the first person to give me a B+ instead of an A. ISD

Today, in the newspaper there were $1.99 value meal McDonald's coupons. So my mom went to the newsstand and sneakingly stole the same coupon from other newspapers without buying them. We then go to McDonalds with like 10 coupons but the employee said 1 coupon per customer, so we left. ISD

Today, my parents and I went out for dinner. They claimed they were feeling adventurous and ready to try a new restaurant. Instead of walking down the road to the local indian restaurant, we drove 10 minutes to another Indian restaurant instead, to eat the same food we cook at home! ISD

Today, my cell phone accidentally switched on its music player and a Hindi song started to play. I rushed to turn it off, but my black friend told me to stop and started to try and dance to the song by slowing the moves down. ISD

Today, I realized that every time I let a relative use my phone, I first delete the call logs and texts. ISD

Today, my mom needed to pick up the cup on her night stand. She called me from a different room to move it for her, even though she was sitting next to it. ISD

Today, my dad and I went to the dentist. There were free calenders out for people to take. Everybody took one or two. My dad took one for every room in the house. ISD

Today, my FOB friend wanted to erase something he had written on his paper so he asked the girl in front of him "Do you have a rubber?" ISD

Today my brother didnt want to go to school due to a injury, and my said if he skips, he's going to go to jail, he's only 11. ISD.

Today, my dad stopped talking to me because I joked and said I wanted to be a farmer instead of going into the health field. ISD