Today, I caught myself dipping cookies in my tea, again!. I cant have tea any other way. ISD.

Today, I ran across my living room shouting after my brother. My dad saw, and being in a bad mood, he threw my iPhone at my arm and it hit the spot. Thanks dad for giving me an ugly bruise on my arm. ISD

Today i had my first drink of some alcohol in front of my dad and he started crying tears of joy. ISD

Today, I was on facebook when my mom looked over my shoulder and excitingly said, "can you make me a 'facespace' too?" I told her there's no such thing. ISD.

Today, I looked through my msn messenger and realized I've never met half the people on my list. ISD

Today, I was at a Bengali friend's house. I usually don't like going to her house because of the strong smell of fish. However, today her mother asked me "please eat fees(fish)." I gave in to her but after a few hours I threw up from eating that fish with a million bones. ISD

Today, my parents were on their labtop searching the web for future husbands for my older sister and one of the potential grooms looked like my uncle and my mom was like "he is soo educated and has been published in the newspaper etc!"... regardless of the fact he looked like my uncle! ISD

Whenever my auntie finds a flier and something like make up or barthans are on sale, she ALWAYS goes to that store and just looks. She has never bought anything. She just goes to see the stuff and wastes lots of gas! ISD

Today, as I was watching TV, I absent mindedly started flossing. I then remembered that we had run out of floss and looked down only to see that I was flossing with a string from my dupatta. ISD

Today, i realized everytime i use a public restroom i use my foot to press the flush. ISD.