Today I went to go pay for my lunch. I pulled out $5 and what I thought was two quarters. The lady looked at me funny and gave one of the quarters back. Turns out it was a rupee. ISD

Today, I became addicted to this website even though I'm white. ISD.

i like to have biryani as my pre-game meal before my hockey games...ISD

Today, I saw a punjabi version of the jingle bell song on nick. Santa was all wearing a pagh and riding his muj (buffalo) and singing jingle bells in a bhangra way with brown women singing along with him. ISD

Today, I went clubbing with my best friends and all of a sudden I see one of the aunties I knew from like 8 years ago across the street from the club. Thinking she wouldn't remember me, I did not hide from her. Guess who called my mother and told her that I was a horrible Indian daughter. ISD

Today, I realized that I refer to my second cousin's cousins as my cousins. ISD

Today, I asked my mom if I could have an iPod Touch which I would pay for with my OWN money. She said no because it would "disrupt and distract me from my studies!" Typical. ISD

Today, I posted "Merry Christmas" as my Facebook status message for all my Gora friends. All my Muslim friends got mad at me and started calling me a "Kafir". ISD

Today, I realized that I somehow know every desi kid in my school. ISD

Today, I went to Panera and got some chai. It tasted like crap. I'm warning you don't try it. ISD