Today , i asked my mom if i could go out with my friends (all girls ) she said No without asking my dad n hasnt given me a reason yet! ISD

Today, my dad asked me to get his purse. I knew he was referring to his wallet but I couldnt help but laugh at him. I was then lectured for a good half hour for being a deviant child. ISD

Today, I found out I made a 97 on my embryology/histology exam in graduate school. Excited I called my mom to tell her the good news. She then proceeds to ask me if that was the highest score in the class. ISD

Today, I asked myself why is it that 99% of desi women wear sneakers with everything. ISD

Today, I ran across my living room shouting after my brother. My dad saw, and being in a bad mood, he threw my iPhone at my arm and it hit the spot. Thanks dad for giving me an ugly bruise on my arm. ISD

Today, I was watching Dance India Dance and criticizing the Indian dancers so she said I was losing my sanskar and becoming an American. ISD

Today, my room was a little messy and I was about to clean it. My parents came upstairs with a horrified look on their face. My dad said, "Why do you even have a bathroom? You should just urinate here." ISD

Today, my dad found a McDonald's receipt for a bacon cheeseburger in my car (I'm muslim). Now I can't use my credit card or my car. I also can't see my "lafanga" (troublemaker/loser) friends who I spend too much time with. I'm a junior in college down for the worst winter break ever. ISD

Today, I realized that my dad says "shhhh" when his favorite TV show comes on whether someone is or isn't talking. ISD

Today, my mom was watching three Pakistani dramas, all of which involved a mother and daughter in law in scenes where the women cry out loud because of a minor family problem. ISD