Today, my masadji and masiji (aunt and uncle) were asked to take stuff out of their luggage at the airport because it was overweight. The only thing in the bag was 60 pounds of walnuts. I have a feeling that the airport staff thought it was something else. ISD

Whenever my auntie finds a flier and something like make up or barthans are on sale, she ALWAYS goes to that store and just looks. She has never bought anything. She just goes to see the stuff and wastes lots of gas! ISD

Today, my uncle was talking about how he got laid off from work three times. He goes, "I hate this economy problem, I got laid 3 times!" ISD

Today, my uncle came over and gave me Chuck E Cheese passes. I am 17. ISD

Today, I realized that every Eid when my parents give me money they take it back the next day. ISD

Today, I saw a desi uncle taking coins out of a water fountain. ISD

Today, I went to McDonald's with my dad's cousin and his family. So, the uncle says worker, "I want a fish fillet with salad." The cashier says "What kind of salad?" He responds " No just salad, small salad". Finally I intervene and say, "he wants lettuce on his sandwich". ISD

Today, I talked to my Auntie from India, I had no idea who she was, but she knew me when I was a toddler. I conversed with her for about 5 minutes about I don't know what. ISD

Today, my aunt added me on Facebook. I did not add her because she will look through everything, and tell my mom. Yes, she did the same to my other cousin. ISD

Today, my auntie asked me if I revised for my art exam. ISD