i just called my dad and begged him to bring jilebis:D:D:D:) ISD

Today, my grandmother yelled at me again because my roti isn't round enough and no guy is going to marry me. I'm 14. ISD

Today, my family and I were watching, "Choti Bahu" on Zee TV. We were criticizing how Radhika was on fire and she was just standing there screaming. ISD

Today, I got home and my mom was in bed. She told me to stay awake till my older bro got home so I could heat up food for him and serve it to him. He's 25! ISD

Today, as I was watching TV, I absent mindedly started flossing. I then remembered that we had run out of floss and looked down only to see that I was flossing with a string from my dupatta. ISD

Today, I realized I get really depressed during the weekends because I can't watch my Bollywood serials. ISD

Today, when my story got approved, I told my mom that I'm good for something. ISD

Today, my parents and I went to Macy's. My parents got really excited when we passed by an Indian store clerk, who started talking to us in hindi: "Salamalaikum, jee, kya chahiye aapko?" ISD

Today, I drank and drove because I didn't want to pay for cab fare. ISD

Today, I was going through the freezer when I found a bag of haldi with a label that said "2001". When I showed it to my grandmother, she almost slapped me for telling her that I was planning on throwing it out. ISD