Today, someone asked me why Indians always win the spelling bee. I said that if you had a name like Akulya Venketaraman Sunderaj Chinapalamalayam Adakampati, you would be a good speller too. ISD

Today, my grandma gave me a huge lecture about how I can only be friends with Indians. I told her there are no Indians in my school then she's like well then don't be friends with anyone. ISD

Today, I went shopping with my family at a grocery shop. After, looking at the total at the bottom of the receipt and realizing how much it costs, they returned half the stuff we bought. ISD

Today, my mom showed me a ring that she bought me and I said, "Mom, it's tighttt" (as in it looks hella nice). She flips out saying how the hell can it be tight on you, I got your size. ISD

Today, I had my road test. I got up early at 7 and went upstairs to wake my mom up. She said to go wait in the car while she got ready. After 15-20 mins of waiting, I went inside to check on her. Turns out she can't go without her chai. We got late and missed the appointment. ISD

Today, my mom decided to add garam masala to mashed patotoes. ISD

Today, I went on a date with a white girl. I took her to some Pakistani resturant. While we were eating I noticed all the desi aunties and uncles were staring at us like they were going to eat me instead of their food. ISD

Today, I realized I leave all the tags on when I buy a new shirt and wear it for the first time. I'll hide them real well so no one can see the tags and if I get complimented I'll keep the shirt otherwise I return it the next day. ISD

Today, my dad called me down to the basement, just to send me back up to bring him water. ISD

Today, I fell and got hurt really badly. Instead of taking me to the doctor, my mom said stop over-acting and just put some haldi on your foot. Two hours later we are in the doctor's office. They said I have a broken ankle and they are still trying to get the haldi color off their hands. ISD