Today, the fire alarm went off while my dadi was making rotis. I was forced to take a cloth and wave it under the alarm to make it shut off. ISD

Today, I went to Panera and got some chai. It tasted like crap. I'm warning you don't try it. ISD

Today, I found out the only reason my sister doesn't like my fiance is because I am younger than her. I was going to wait until she gets married and engaged before I get married. ISD

Today, my dad told me he wants me arguing with him more over books than video games. ISD

Today, I asked my dad for a cellphone, since I don't have one yet. He responded by saying I could use his when I needed it. His phone is 10 years old. ISD

Today, I read aloud my favorite ISD involving the name Akulya Venketaraman Sunderaj Chinapalamalayam Adakampati and my mom said, "Kya kobsurat nam hain"(what a beautiful name). ISD

Today, my aunt came over and I was texting. She asked me who I was texting and I said just a friend. She then went home and called up my mom to tell her she thinks I have a boyfriend and they should check up on me more often. Now they sit right next to me when I'm texting. ISD

Today, I knocked a jug of water over. My mum turned around and said 'very good, verrrry good, why don't you just leave the tap running and flood the whole house?' ISD

Today, my dad got pissed off because I missed two questions on my driver's permit test. ISD

Today, my uncle was talking about how he got laid off from work three times. He goes, "I hate this economy problem, I got laid 3 times!" ISD