Today, while everyone will be opening Christmas presents, it will a typical paki day in our house. ISD

Today, my dad had a go at my brother for being on the laptop all day. My brother insisted he was studying. My dad proceeded to his famous lecture 'in my day we didn't have laptop shmaptops, we only had books, and I passed my matrics fine!' ISD

Today, I realized that I somehow know every desi kid in my school. ISD

Today, I gave my homemade lunch to a gori at my work because she loves indian food. Few days later she brings the dabaas back and says I tried really hard but couldn't get this yellow stuff off. I didnt wanna tell her that yellow stuff from haldi has been there for a couple of years. ISD

Today, my mother was showing me some pics that I am suppose to choose from as my future wife. In the middle she takes away the album and says "Yeh waali thik hai, make up nahi hai. This is final. I will let her parents know that you said YES!!" ISD

Today, I went to the mall with my mom which was a bad idea. Instead of going to the food court and buying something to eat she brought food from home to eat. Plus she took home with her 50 napkins from the food court since they were free. ISD

Today, on Christmas Eve and on Christmas I have to work at my dad's travel centre. Sigh. ISD

Today, I asked my mum if I could go to a club on New Years. She slapped me, told me I was turning into a besharam gora, and prayed to god to 'remove the devil from my soul.' Did I mention I'm 24 years old? ISD

Today, my mom saw a commercial for the new James Cameron movie. Since it had blue people and was called "avatar", she assumed it was about Vishnu. ISD

My mom sweeps the rugs with a broom then vaccums so the big things don't get stuck in the vaccum and break it.. tMD