Today, my Dad dropped me and my brother off at the theatre and as I was stepping out of the car my Dad strictly tells me to change my seat if a boy happens to come and sit next to me in the theatre. ISD

Today, I realized most desis that come over to our house are afraid of my Maltese and believe he will vadea them even though they are not afraid of paesu (cows) in India. ISD

Today, I asked my family if I'll be getting any Christmas presents. They said, "no, wait until boxing day." ISD

Today, I went to the dollar store with my mom. The pencils were $1.50 so she started arguing with the manager about why they are so expensive and why you call it the dollar store if the pencils are $1.50. ISD

Today, I posted "Merry Christmas" as my Facebook status message for all my Gora friends. All my Muslim friends got mad at me and started calling me a "Kafir". ISD

Today, I asked my dad about Gardasil and he said I'm not getting it because I'm a Pakistani Muslim girl. I just found out that that is a vaccine for STDs. ISD

Today, my cousin from London asked why there's so many drivers beeping their horns in NYC and my dad said "because beta this is a very horny city." ISD

Today, I was reading some of the stories on this site to my parents. They said that this is a disgrace to the Indian community and then asked if there is a site where they can blog about "ABCD" kids. ISD

Today, I realized that all Indians hand down old clothes instead of donating them. ISD

Today, I was riding my bike with shalwar kameez on. I ripped my duppata because it got caught in the chain. ISD