Today, my mom was watching three Pakistani dramas, all of which involved a mother and daughter in law in scenes where the women cry out loud because of a minor family problem. ISD

Today, my dad said he doesn't dry the clothes fully in the dryer because we have a steam iron and he says that the wet clothes save money because we don't have to use water for the iron. ISD

Today, I was going through the freezer when I found a bag of haldi with a label that said "2001". When I showed it to my grandmother, she almost slapped me for telling her that I was planning on throwing it out. ISD

Today, I asked my mom if I could have an iPod Touch which I would pay for with my OWN money. She said no because it would "disrupt and distract me from my studies!" Typical. ISD

Today, I got NBA Live 2007 in a familiar Christmas gift wrap. I then realized something. I gave this this same gift to another friend a few years ago in that same gift wrap and it cycled through god knows how many people and came back to me. Nobody had ever opened it. ISD

Today, I found out my brother's hair is falling out. So, my mom told him to get married before he goes bald. ISD

Today, I realized that we have two sets of cutlery: one for everyday use, and another one only for guests. ISD

Today, we went to my uncle's house for Christmas and when we were leaving, my aunt gave my mom some cookies to take home on a paper plate. Instead of using foil to wrap them she folded the plate. When I asked why she didn't use foil she replied "I don't vant to vaist the aluminium". ISD

Today, I was jumping up and down in the living room. My dad came in and yelled at me. When he left I said quietly,"Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad." ISD

Today, I got so mad at my brother for slapping me and he's like 2 yrs younger than me. So, I slapped him back. I like swear it wasn't even hard. Then he goes and cries to my mom and she says "ke tumey sharam nahi aatey ek choti baachey ko maartey ho?" ISD