Today, I found out I made a 97 on my embryology/histology exam in graduate school. Excited I called my mom to tell her the good news. She then proceeds to ask me if that was the highest score in the class. ISD

Today, I asked myself why is it that 99% of desi women wear sneakers with everything. ISD

Today, as I was watching TV, I absent mindedly started flossing. I then remembered that we had run out of floss and looked down only to see that I was flossing with a string from my dupatta. ISD

Today, I ran across my living room shouting after my brother. My dad saw, and being in a bad mood, he threw my iPhone at my arm and it hit the spot. Thanks dad for giving me an ugly bruise on my arm. ISD

Today, I realized I get really depressed during the weekends because I can't watch my Bollywood serials. ISD

Whenever my auntie finds a flier and something like make up or barthans are on sale, she ALWAYS goes to that store and just looks. She has never bought anything. She just goes to see the stuff and wastes lots of gas! ISD

Today, when my story got approved, I told my mom that I'm good for something. ISD

Today, I saw a punjabi version of the jingle bell song on nick. Santa was all wearing a pagh and riding his muj (buffalo) and singing jingle bells in a bhangra way with brown women singing along with him. ISD

Today, I was in Devon (Chicago's Indian area) . I saw a desi man removing the snow from his car with jaharu (broom). ISD

Today, while at my job at a hotel, I was giving out coupons to guests for free drinks at the bar. We also offer complimentary shuttle service which an Indian couple took advantage of. They end up giving the driver the coupons as a tip. The driver gets free drinks anyways. He was pretty mad. ISD