Today, family i have never met came over. My parents made me give up my room to them. ISD

Today, my mom asked me to bring the phone to her. Normal? Not really, these were her exact words, "Beta, phone shone lana please." It took me 1 hour to realize that shone wasn't something she wanted, she was just rhyming it with phone. ISD

Today, I found out my mom has been telling everyone back home that I go to an Engineering School even though I'm a Business Major. ISD.

Today I told this girl I like her and I would like to know her better. She told me I should bring my parents to hers so they can do a "Baat pakki". ISD

Today I got a card with money for my birthday. A $50 bill...and an extra dollar to make it an odd number. ISD

Today, I saw a brown man finish drinking his coke, and throw the empty can down the cliff in the Grand Canyon. A trash can wasn't too far from him. ISD.

Today, my mom tried to put Fair and Lovely cream on my face while I was sleeping. ISD

Today, my mom got mad at me cuz i said "yea" instead of "hungee". ISD

Today, i was at the airport seeing my cousin off along with her family, after she boarded the airplane we all went back to the parking lot to find countless number of luggage carts on the loose, noticing that all the carts had money in them, her entire fam began to put the carts away. ISD.

Today, we were at our relatives house. As soon as we left and got in the car my mom, my aunt and my grandma began talking about how their chai tasted bad, how ugly their new daughter-in-law is, and how the pakora's were cold etc. ISD