Today, I was singing the song Bewafa by Imran Khan. My mum now thinks I have a girlfriend. ISD

Today, I wore a hat for a team I disliked because I got it for free. ISD

Today, I knew it was a typical desi day when the smoke detectors went off while my mom was cooking. ISD

Today, I realized that while most people sleep with a gun under their bed for protection, I sleep with a cricket bat under my bed. ISD

Today, my mom told me to pluck her eyebrows because she did not want to spend $2.00 at the store. ISD

Today, I was listening to music and it was pretty loud. My parents ran upstairs and asked me what happened? They thought the music was the sound of me hitting my siblings. ISD

Today, I went to a store with my family. There was a bag that said 20% off for anything that fits in it. When we went to purchase all the items we needed, my dad took 10 minutes trying to fit everything into the bag. ISD

Today, my 10 years old son was upset because the people in charge refuse to let him take him an HTML class at a local college. ISD

Today, it was my friend's birthday party. A few days ago I asked my mom if I could go. She gave me a one hour lecture on how "we don't know their family". ISD

Today, my uncle came over and gave me Chuck E Cheese passes. I am 17. ISD