Today, my dad asked me to get his purse. I knew he was referring to his wallet but I couldnt help but laugh at him. I was then lectured for a good half hour for being a deviant child. ISD

Today, my grandmother yelled at me again because my roti isn't round enough and no guy is going to marry me. I'm 14. ISD

Today, my family and I were watching, "Choti Bahu" on Zee TV. We were criticizing how Radhika was on fire and she was just standing there screaming. ISD

Today, I got home and my mom was in bed. She told me to stay awake till my older bro got home so I could heat up food for him and serve it to him. He's 25! ISD

Today, my masadji and masiji (aunt and uncle) were asked to take stuff out of their luggage at the airport because it was overweight. The only thing in the bag was 60 pounds of walnuts. I have a feeling that the airport staff thought it was something else. ISD

Today, I found out I made a 97 on my embryology/histology exam in graduate school. Excited I called my mom to tell her the good news. She then proceeds to ask me if that was the highest score in the class. ISD

Today, I asked myself why is it that 99% of desi women wear sneakers with everything. ISD

Today, as I was watching TV, I absent mindedly started flossing. I then remembered that we had run out of floss and looked down only to see that I was flossing with a string from my dupatta. ISD

Today, I ran across my living room shouting after my brother. My dad saw, and being in a bad mood, he threw my iPhone at my arm and it hit the spot. Thanks dad for giving me an ugly bruise on my arm. ISD

Today, I realized I get really depressed during the weekends because I can't watch my Bollywood serials. ISD